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CLICK HERE TO RANT DATE: 7/21/2008 4:11:17 PM AUTHOR: libradancer SUBJECT: Re: Rants (by GW) I agree. All the banter was interesting reading. Everyone, COME BACK PLEASE!? :-) DawnB DATE: 7/21/2008 10:46:08 AM AUTHOR: GW SUBJECT: Rants FG rant page was the Bomb...WHAT HAPPENED? The hidden games and names Rocked! Come back everyone, FG needs us. Attention smiles and rumors needed. DATE: 6/29/2008 8:33:55 PM AUTHOR: libradancer SUBJECT: deserted This site is so deserted. Where the heck is everyone?!?! Hey, Craig, two more weeks `til CountryFest! You`re gonna have a BLAST! Eric`s gonna be blown away by the crowd. Tell EHouser I said hello. too....and also MWebb, wherever he may be. xo DawnB :-) DATE: 4/28/2008 3:54:49 PM AUTHOR: swiddajmusm SUBJECT: ognyzudirwydmev _________________________________________________________________is your sex which you guys beenworking on the head of. DATE: 4/15/2008 9:02:54 PM AUTHOR: Pleased SUBJECT: Concerned Fan`s Concern I for one am very comforted to see that some of the FuGlu members are finally letting Church guide their lives. Amen. DATE: 4/13/2008 11:43:20 AM AUTHOR: concerned fan SUBJECT: fugliness dear fuglu, it`s bad enough that cwright is spending all his time with the ecb, but now i hear mwebb is doing serious road time with dharrison. who did dharrison once tour with but ecb bassist lhindrance. weird, huh? DATE: 4/7/2008 3:36:13 PM AUTHOR: Curious in Columbus SUBJECT: Quick Question Dear FuGlu, just exactly how cool IS CWright? DATE: 4/1/2008 4:49:15 PM AUTHOR: libradancer SUBJECT: CountryFest 2008 Wooooohooooooooooooooo! You`re not gonna BELIEVE how many people attend this thing! It`s like a Woodstock celebration. I`m psyched. :-) ...DawnB DATE: 4/1/2008 12:56:09 PM AUTHOR: CWright SUBJECT: Altmont Romp I think that may be an affirmative on that show. I believe it`s on our schedule. I`ll see you then... DATE: 3/26/2008 3:53:34 PM AUTHOR: libradancer (not angry) SUBJECT: CountryFest 2008 in Altamont, NY This is for Craig. Are you coming to Upstate NY with the ECB to be in our CountryFest 2008 (Saturday, July 12) lineup? It`ll be one heck of a party and I hope you guys do. (MikeW did when he was with GA.) Please, pretty please?! I`ll be there for sure! Woohoo! Happy Spring everybody!!!...DawnB DATE: 3/5/2008 5:25:25 PM AUTHOR: libradancer SUBJECT: LFD I`m hoping that was you, Levi, who just posted. If so, a great big "HI...I MISS YOU GUYS...and I wish I was able to see you all again at Turning Stone last week." Hello to you, Mikey, wherever you are!!! Stay in touch, please. :-) ...Dawn B. DATE: 3/5/2008 6:13:18 AM AUTHOR: LFD SUBJECT: MFW...et al. Good Day gentlemen... Was just on the web, doing some pre-gig research. We are playing this weekend in Naples fu*king Florida, ever heard of it?? Anyways... Just taking a look at all the photos in the photo gallery.(They have pics from the last few years.) When, LOW and BEHOLD! On the 2005 festival pics page there is a photo, without caption mind you, of our very own Michael F. Webb. In all his glory! Sunglasses on, Scandelli in hand, and a slightly visible buzz. Bad Motha!! Miss my Pepaw!! Hope all is well....LFD DATE: 3/2/2008 12:04:27 AM AUTHOR: somebody who knows SUBJECT: cwright cwright doesn`t have a real life... DATE: 2/27/2008 4:43:53 PM AUTHOR: somebody who wants to know SUBJECT: cwright is cwright like that in real life? DATE: 2/19/2008 10:09:42 PM AUTHOR: BFA SUBJECT: Canadian Music Saga..Chilliwack....oh if we could only get the greats on Seal Clubbin`!! April Wine, Rush, Triumph,BTO,The Guess Who,Celine!! DATE: 2/18/2008 6:09:03 PM AUTHOR: libradancer SUBJECT: ehouser, not eliot Crap! I need sleep....and I need to READ before I rant. Take care everybody. I`m outta here. :-) DATE: 2/18/2008 6:06:20 PM AUTHOR: libradancer SUBJECT: eliot Forget my last comment. It wasn`t meant for you. I thought "gorge" was too curious and I responded too quickly...late at night, tired, misread the rant. You know how it is. How ARE you and your family these days, Eliot? DATE: 2/18/2008 8:57:24 AM AUTHOR: libradancer SUBJECT: too "curious gorge" No. If I wanted to say that, I would. I tell it like it is. :-)...DB DATE: 2/18/2008 8:11:03 AM AUTHOR: ehouser SUBJECT: Curious `Gorge` Is this the same as asking, `Why won`t Mwebb call you back?` If so, then yes, this is a perplexing question. DATE: 2/17/2008 12:11:40 PM AUTHOR: libradancer SUBJECT: correction Where ARE the FuGlu Spelling Police when you need `em??? I`m guilty, but I have a "Get Out of Jail" card; can I use it now?....DB DATE: 2/17/2008 11:45:57 AM AUTHOR: libradancer SUBJECT: geez Where`s the FuGlu Spelling Police when you need `em??? . . :-) DATE: 2/15/2008 7:26:52 AM AUTHOR: curious gorge SUBJECT: wondering dear fuglu, have you guys heard from rplant or ehouser lately? i was wondering what their up to these days. DATE: 2/9/2008 2:12:41 PM AUTHOR: libradancer SUBJECT: Craig Hey, Craig: Maybe you could book a gig up here in Upstate NY at Northern Lights in Clifton Park and get Mike to join you for that. We`ve talked about Fugitive Glue playing there maybe. Mike`s played there with Pinmonkey and Chris Cagle. Check out www.northernlightslive.com and see if it`s something you want to try. Anyway, I hope to cross paths with you guys again sometime soon. :-)...Dawn DATE: 2/7/2008 7:43:28 AM AUTHOR: CWright SUBJECT: Libra`s Longing I miss us, too... DATE: 1/29/2008 9:33:15 PM AUTHOR: libradancer SUBJECT: awwww Much success, guys. I miss you, Mike. Stay in touch, please. :-) -- DB DATE: 1/11/2008 4:31:37 PM AUTHOR: causal observer SUBJECT: rplant`s wit dear fuglu, i`ve been cracking up all day over rplant`s hilarious post. was he always this witty and, if so, how did you guys ever get any work done? funny, funny stuff! DATE: 1/11/2008 12:10:44 PM AUTHOR: RPlant SUBJECT: DFW (ECB) Is this Driver fellow my new replacement? It would be fitting - a "sub" named "Driver" - while I`m "down under." Well, I guess all that`s left to say is hel-"low-end" goodbye! Man, I am witty! Love always, RPlant (Australia) DATE: 1/10/2008 11:27:50 PM AUTHOR: Hopeful in Hendersonville SUBJECT: Canadian Contributions Do I dare dream - is Cutting Crew Canadian? DATE: 1/10/2008 4:50:10 PM AUTHOR: MWebb SUBJECT: Seriously... Saga. DATE: 1/9/2008 8:26:05 PM AUTHOR: curious about canada SUBJECT: curious about canada whatever happened to chilliwack...? DATE: 1/8/2008 5:22:53 PM AUTHOR: CWright SUBJECT: Canadian options Ooh, if we could get the singer from Emerson Drive on there I`d be in Heaven! This is SO exciting! DATE: 1/8/2008 10:37:08 AM AUTHOR: FuGlu International Creativity Dept. SUBJECT: BFA, Seal-Clubbin` Whalin` Man, Canadians We at FuGlu, Inc., would like to address the previous post (see below) in an attempt to clarify our current project, vis a vis our smash hit "Seal-Clubbin` Whalin` Man." Yes, we have been hard at work in our new state-of-the-art recording facility and, yes, we have dispatched our man BFA to Canada to solicit the talents of some of that country`s best and brightest. Will our new song rock the charts in two countries? Will fortunes be made, then lost in a frenzy of gambling and drugs? Will BFA even deliver on his promises? Only time will tell, dear Driver. Only time will tell... DATE: 1/7/2008 4:22:40 PM AUTHOR: DFW (ECB) SUBJECT: Seal Clubbin` and a Whalin` Man It has recently come to my attention that FuGlu has cut the widely acclaimed Canadian love song, "Seal Clubbin` and a Whalin` Man". While this is well and good, in order for a song of this caliber to gain the recognition it so richly deserves, I believe that it needs a genuine frost-back to capture its true essence. Why not recruit BFA (GFA Band) or RFJ (DFB Band) to pitch it around the great white north. Bryan Adams, Emerson Drive, Avril Lavigne, David Wilcox, Ann Murray, Rush, Nickelback, Triumph, Paul Anka......perhaps? DATE: 1/4/2008 10:18:07 AM AUTHOR: bi-partisan haiku SUBJECT: political co-rectum What is Democrat Or Republican? Don`t both Shit on citizens? DATE: 1/2/2008 12:16:16 PM AUTHOR: bigger fuglu fan SUBJECT: politically correctum look, if you don`t like my cannibalism jokes you can eat me. DATE: 12/28/2007 12:46:50 PM AUTHOR: Politically Correctum SUBJECT: Previous post Look, it`s really not cool to joke about cannibalism. Why don`t you grow up, guy? DATE: 12/28/2007 12:59:57 AM AUTHOR: bigger fuglu fan SUBJECT: previous post if i could, i`d eat eliot`s brain for breakfast, webb`s kidneys for lunch, and craig`s liver for dinner. i don`t need much for dinner. DATE: 12/27/2007 4:39:20 PM AUTHOR: holiday heathen SUBJECT: fu-glutton if i could, i`d listen to everything you guys ever did over and over until i puke up all my turkey and ham DATE: 12/22/2007 6:17:19 PM AUTHOR: concerned citizen SUBJECT: ecb meanies dear fuglu, why are some of the ecb guys so mean? they`ve got the whole world at their fingertips but that`s still not enough for them. why, fuglu, why? DATE: 12/11/2007 12:04:27 AM AUTHOR: ehouser SUBJECT: just catching up It`s been quite awhile since I posted on "ye olde rant board", but here I am, just days before Christmas 2007 and the onslaught of a new year that MWEBB would deem double-aught-eight, intending to make up for my omissions by addressing a number of past rants that have provoked in me various extreme and often conflicting emotions. Here goes, in chronologically descending order: IN RESPONSE TO: DATE: 12/8/2007 9:07:07 PM AUTHOR: rumour-monger SUBJECT: VAN F. HALEN! Dear FuGlu, I heard that MWebb is going to see Van Halen in Cincinatti. 1) Is this true? 2) Are the other members of FuGlu jealous? RESPONSE: 1) YES AND 2) NO, I WOULD DESCRIBE WHAT I`M FEELING AS "VANHALENVY" IN RESPONSE TO THE FOLLOWING 3 GROUPED POSTS: DATE: 12/4/2007 9:06:55 PM AUTHOR: observant observer SUBJECT: east?side engineer I`m fairly certain our own Tiny E needs to be removed from the Eastsieed List. He done moved up north to Joelton!! No more tracking by the light of a crackhead`s muzzle-flash.:( DATE: 12/4/2007 12:00:44 PM AUTHOR: Causal observer SUBJECT: Checking in Look at all the fun I`ve missed. Hey, a quick question: Has anybody Else noticed that Every Engineer on the Eastside has a name that starts with an E - Eliot, Eric, Eric, Eli, Etc. ? Eerie... DATE: 12/3/2007 8:27:42 PM AUTHOR: eastside inside SUBJECT: puleezz!!! Everyone knows FuGlu is Eliot`s solo project!! RESPONSE: YES, THE FAMILY AND I HAVE CIRCLED UP THE WAGONS OUT IN JOELTON. WE FLED EAST NASHVILLE BECAUSE WE HEARD A RUMOUR THAT IT WAS GOING TO BE TAKEN OVER BY ARTISTS AND MUSICIANS, LOOKING FOR INSPIRATION AND SOMETHING TO EAT. OH YEAH, THAT`S ALREADY HAPPENED. MY NAME DOES INDEED BEGIN WITH `e` AND THE NAME OF MY STUDIO IS STUDIO `e`. HOW MUCH MORE `Ee`RIE CAN YOU GET. ANYWAY, JOELTON`S GREAT. OUR NEIBGOR HAS HORSES AND MATEO REALLY LOVES THEM. HE`S ALREADY BEEN KICKED...TWICE. IT MESSED HIM UP PRETTY GOOD. BUT NOW HE`S FIT AND READY TO TREE A `COON (THAT`S NOT RACIST THAT`S JUST WHAT WE DO OUT HERE FOR FUN). AND REFERRING TO WHO`S "PROJECT" IS FU-GLU REALLY....EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IT`S DAVE HARRISON`S PROJECT JUST LIKE EDWIN MCCAIN WAS. IN FACT WE HAVE THE UNENVIABLE DISTINCTION OF BEING MR. HARRISON`S "PET PROJECT". IN RESPONSE TO: DATE: 10/24/2007 8:05:42 PM AUTHOR: Confused Fan SUBJECT: What Will Become Dear Fu Glu. Will this site go away now that Michael Webb is no longer a member of our beloved band Fugutive Glue. Will Fu Glu be like a new White Strips band with just Elliot and Craig. Maybe Craig will set his drums up front when they play. That would be so cool. Like Hwy 101 or Night Ranger. THE FOLLOWING IS THE OFFICIAL AND LEGAL STATEMENT, PREPARED BY DAVE HARRISON ESQ. SINCE MR. WEBB HAS NOT FORMALLY TENDERED HIS RESIGNATION, WE ARE STILL VERY MUCH IN A SPECULATIVE PHASE. WHILE NOT RULING ANYTHING OUT, WE ARE IN EFFECT, TRYING TO KEEP ALL OUR OPTIONS OPEN. WITH AN EYE TO THE FUTURE, AND RESPECT FOR THE PAST, WE WILL WITH ALL DILIGENCE DISTRIBUTE THE VAST WEALTH AND MULTIFARIOUS ASSETS OF FUGITIVE GLUE INC. (from now on referred to as The Company) IN THE MOST EQUITABLE MANNER POSSIBLE. WE ASK ALL UN-INVOLVED PARTIES TO REFRAIN FROM INTERFERENCE OR SPECULATION IN THESE MATTERS, UNTIL THEY ARE BROUGHT TO A SOUND AND FAIR CONCLUSION. cc/MW,CW,EH,RP? IN RESPONSE TO THE FOLLOWING POST FROM A FELLOW LIBRAN: DATE: 10/11/2007 11:44:13 PM AUTHOR: libradancer SUBJECT: for Eliot Happy Birthday (although it`s 12:12 a.m. on the 12th and I know that the 11th is your birthday), Eliot. I hope yours was a good one, fellow Libran. -- Dawn B. RESPONSE: THANK YOU SO MUCH DAWN. IT REALLY MEANS ALOT THAT YOU`RE THE ONLY ONE THAT REMEMBERED. YOU`RE THE BEST. WISH ME AND THE BOYS COULD`VE BEEN UP IN NYC AGAIN FOR MY BIRTHDAY WHERE,.....LAST YEAR,.....AS MASA WOULD SAY.....FUGLU RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DROP A BELATED BIRTHDAY GREETING ON THE RANT PAGE AND IF YOU WANT TO SEND ME A GIFT, ADDRESS IT AS SUCH: ELIOT HOUSER JOELTON, TN 37080 MY POSTMAN JAMES WILL SEE THAT IT GETS TO ME. THAT`S JUST THE WAY JOELTON IS...IT`S LIKE MAYBERRY WITHOUT CHARM. JUST KIDDING. IN RESPONSE TO THE FOLLOWING GROUP OF POSTS CONCERNING A LULL IN THE RANT PAGE: DATE: 9/20/2007 2:29:57 PM AUTHOR: Haiku Harry SUBJECT: FuGlu`s Back! the rant page returns...driver`s witty banter rules...funny, funny stuff DATE: 9/20/2007 1:52:30 PM AUTHOR: DFWilliams (Eric Church Band) SUBJECT: Nashville`s Bono (correction) Behold, my brethren... Billy Block boasts bands the best... Alliteration DATE: 9/20/2007 1:50:33 PM AUTHOR: DFWilliams (Eric Church Band) SUBJECT: Nashville`s Bono (w/ ellipsis) Behold, my brethren... Billy Block boasts bands best... Alliteration DATE: 9/20/2007 1:47:27 PM AUTHOR: DFWilliams (Eric Church Band) SUBJECT: Nashville`s Bono Behold, my brethren Billy Block boasts bands best! Alliteration RESPONSE: YOU WILL NOTICE THAT AUTHOR: DFWilliams (Eric Church Band) POSTED THE EXACT SAME RANT 3 TIMES IN A ROW WITHIN A PERIOD OF 5 MINUTES AND 3 SECONDS. FIRST, WHAT WAS HE DOING DURING THAT 5 MINUTES AND 3 SECONDS. IT DOESN`T TAKE THAT LONG TO HIT THE `POST RANT` BUTTON 3 TIMES. PERHAPS HE WAS ACTUALLY RETYPING THE EXACT SAME RANT EVERYTIME. IN TESTS THAT WE CONDUCTED HERE IN THE LAB, WE DETEREMINED THAT WITH 78% PROBABILITY, THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED. TO WIT, DFWilliams (Eric Church Band) SHOULD BE CHAMPIONED AS A WORLD CLASS TYPIST FOR ACCURACY, BUT NOT SPEED. SOME MIGHT ALSO TAKE NOTE OF THE FACT THAT THE Haiku Harry IS NEARLY OVERCOME WITH ADMIRATION FOR DFWilliams (Eric Church Band) FOR THE SHEER PROLIFIC PRODIGIOUSNESS OF HIS TALENT. GOD I LOVE NASHVILLE. IN RESPONSE TO THE FOLLOWING TWO POSTS AND THE DISPUTE OVER THE ORIGIN AND MEANING OF THE WORD `GIGFUL`. DATE: 9/13/2007 7:45:09 PM AUTHOR: Music Roe SUBJECT: FuGlu Grammar Dear FuGlu, I`ve noticed the previous two posts the use of the word "gigful." I`m not familiar with it and am wondering if it is, in fact, a real word and, if so, can I use it, too? DATE: 9/13/2007 5:31:32 PM AUTHOR: LFHendricks SUBJECT: To gig or not to gig Gigful you are Mr. webb. Alas Fu Glu still gigless. RESPONSE: OUR LEXICON IS A LIVING BREETHING ORGANIZM, THAT IS EVER-VOLVING, BUBBLING UP FROM THE PLEBIAN MOR-ASS, AS WORDS GENERALLY DO. GIGFUL IS NOT IN OXFORD`S YET, BUT JUST GIVE IT A FEW YEERS, BECAUSE IT IS ALREADY APPEARING IN SOME OF THE MORE MUNDANE REFERENCE MATERIALS. IE: THE 2005 McMILLAN DRUMMER`S DICTIONARY: GIGFUL (GIG`-FUL) 1) OF OR REFFERRING TO THE STATE OF GIGNESS IN ONE`S MUSICAL CAREER 2) TO BE FULL OF GIGNESS OR IN A STATE OF GIGGINESS ------------------------------------------- ANYWAY, I JUST THOUGHT I`D DO A LITTLE RECAP OF THE LAST FEW MONTHS OF 2007 AS IT PERTAINS TO `YE OLDE RANT BULLETIN BOARD`. HOPE EVERYONE HAS A SPLENDID CHRISTMAS (yes, i say christmas and not `holidays`), WHERE, IN AUSTRALIA, SANTA NOW SAYS, HA, HA, HA, BECAUSE HO, HO, HO IS DEROGATORY TOWARDS HO`S. I`M SURE RICK PLANT STILL SAYS HO X 3 THOUGH FOR WHICH HE WILL SURELY BE ARRESTED AND TRIED BEFORE THE U.N. DATE: 12/8/2007 9:07:07 PM AUTHOR: rumour-monger SUBJECT: VAN F. HALEN! Dear FuGlu, I heard that MWebb is going to see Van Halen in Cincinatti. 1) Is this true? 2) Are the other members of FuGlu jealous? DATE: 12/5/2007 4:34:06 PM AUTHOR: Big Bird SUBJECT: The letter Ee! Do you know what else starts with the letter Ee? EMMY! Just ask NPT. DATE: 12/4/2007 9:06:55 PM AUTHOR: observant observer SUBJECT: east?side engineer I`m fairly certain our own Tiny E needs to be removed from the Eastsieed List. He done moved up north to Joelton!! No more tracking by the light of a crackhead`s muzzle-flash.:( DATE: 12/4/2007 12:00:44 PM AUTHOR: Causal observer SUBJECT: Checking in Look at all the fun I`ve missed. Hey, a quick question: Has anybody Else noticed that Every Engineer on the Eastside has a name that starts with an E - Eliot, Eric, Eric, Eli, Etc. ? Eerie... DATE: 12/3/2007 8:27:42 PM AUTHOR: eastside inside SUBJECT: puleezz!!! Everyone knows FuGlu is Eliot`s solo project!! DATE: 12/3/2007 2:07:30 AM AUTHOR: charmed in chelsea SUBJECT: fuglu drama i always thought fuglu was mwebb`s solo project. DATE: 12/2/2007 7:38:49 PM AUTHOR: Nashville Insider SUBJECT: FuFracus I heard CWright quit FuGlu so MWebb could work on HIS solo project. DATE: 12/2/2007 7:08:46 PM AUTHOR: answer man SUBJECT: cwright riddle so he could work on his solo project. DATE: 12/2/2007 10:56:02 AM AUTHOR: a concerned fan SUBJECT: cwright why did craig quit the band? DATE: 11/28/2007 8:51:40 PM AUTHOR: PClearwater SUBJECT: CWright Skin You know...I got this video called "Drummers Gone Wild". Not only was our very own CWright there in living color showing us his mipples, but I also saw Rich Redmond....his `treasure trail` was dyed the same color as his faux-hawk!! RED!! Oi!! |