Washington, DC - Our nation's capitol is abuzz with rumors of a proposed Pedal Steel Registry. The legislation, which was introduced by newly-revitalized NashVegas greats Fugitive Glue, is the source of heated debate throughout the halls of congress.
"This is blatantly unconstitutional!" fumed a Mr. PFinney, himself an admitted Pedal-Steelist. "I have a right to my privacy. This isn't the America I grew up in. I believe in freedom and justice. This is nothing but a modern-day witch hunt!"
"I agree," agreed MDaly, another confirmed steel-wrangler. "In fact, I'd love to chat more but I've got to fly back home for a 2:00 session with Kid Rock before I get on Pat Green's bus to do a weekend run before I fly to California for Hank Williams Jrs. live DVD taping." Then, MDaly punched a high school reporter in the throat.
"This registry is of vital importance," a spokesman for FuGlu, Inc. announced. "We have a right to know if we are living in the midst of these people! Do you want your kids learning that blasted instrument?"
At press time nobody from the greatest band ever to brandish guitars could be reached for comment.

AP